Fikapodden

De Stars

Sweden's success podcast asks the stars when the stock market crashes. Robbe has one crypto, and questions.

Reel 6 of 8 33 seconds

Next week: a magic eight ball on de interest rate.
The reel’s line, spoken by a minifigure. What was really said is below.
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The hosts, the studio and everything that happens in it are made up. The guests are real public figures, drawn as caricature LEGO minifigures and voiced by an AI video model, never by themselves. What really happened, and what they really said, is listed under every reel with its sources.

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What really happened

  • Framgångspodden episode 1055 (27 September 2026), "Astrologins svar på framtiden: Nästa kris, AI-revolutionen & världsekonomin", was host Alexander Pärleros's first with an astrologer: "Det här är första gången av 1100 avsnitt jag har med en astrolog" ("This is the first time in 1,100 episodes I have an astrologer on", 00:00:48).
  • He asked her: "När sker nästa börskrasch? Så att, hjälp oss. När sker nästa börskrasch?" ("When is the next stock market crash? So, help us. When is the next stock market crash?", 00:32:50).
  • The answer came from the sky: "Oxens tecken styr börsen" ("The sign of Taurus rules the stock market", 00:33:16), Uranus has now left Taurus ("Uranus har lämnat oxen", 00:34:08; Oxen is Swedish for Taurus, and literally "the Ox"), and technology and AI is "det man ska satsa på i börsen" ("what you should bet on in the stock market", 00:35:51).
  • Fikapodden, its hosts and the studio are ours. So are Robbe's crypto question, the cinnamon bun crystal ball, the magic eight ball and Alexander writing it down. He says only his own words, and the astrologer is not in the reel.

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The script

ROBBE: Välkommen, Alexander. Sweden’s biggest success podcast.

MAJKEN: (flat) Eleven hundred episodes.

ALEX: (proud) And now, first time ever: I have a astrolog.

ROBBE: (nodding) Mindset.

MAJKEN: (pulls a long till receipt from her binder and reads) Twenty-seven September. You ask her: ven comes de next börskrasch?

ALEX: (hands together) Help us, ja?

ROBBE: (notebook out) What say de stars? I have one crypto.

MAJKEN: (flat) Uranus has left de Oxen.

ROBBE: (holds a cinnamon bun up like a crystal ball and shakes it) Stars. Buy or sell?

MAJKEN: (straight to camera) Next week: a magic eight ball on de interest rate.

(Alexander nods, takes out a pen and writes it down. Robbe slams the red JINGEL button.)